Sunday, August 28, 2011
Friday, July 16, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Policeman and woman
“Didn’t you suspect burglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” asked the policeman.
“No, I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt,” replied the woman.
“No, I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt,” replied the woman.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Get a Boy Friend
The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.”
“Now Paul,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?”
“Get a boy friend.” Paul replied.
“Now Paul,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?”
“Get a boy friend.” Paul replied.
Don't get dizzy after sleep
You see, Doctor, “I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla.
“Well, try getting up half an hour later,” said the doctor.
“Well, try getting up half an hour later,” said the doctor.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Heaven & Hell
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
Friday, June 26, 2009
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